Spiderverse/Arrowverse Purim Story

 

My first memory of Purim was going to a free Purim story sketch comedy show and when we left we faced tables and tables of sweets and candy. I had to say for a free event I had found online I was really impressed. In the spirit of that event here is my version of the story of Purim as a Spiderverse / Arrowverse crossover.

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There was the Reverse Flash (Haman) who wanted to be a classic big bad guy and wipe out a group of people because he was jealous that the king liked and listened to Uncle Ben (Mordechai). Yes the Reverse Flash (Haman) really needed a hobby like gardening or knitting. The Reverse Flash (Haman) in a moment of extreme anti-interfaith work tricked the king to make a rule everyone should bow down and worship the king, knowing that the Jewish community would refuse to do so and he would have an excuse to wipe them out including Uncle Ben (Mordechai).

Now Silk (Esther), a young Jewish woman, was going about her business as queen. Uncle Ben (Mordechai) sends a message that she must become a superhero and talk with the King about what is happening and save everyone. Silk (Esther) was a little worried because she knew the Kings audience room was protected by The Montgomery 3000.

Well, we're looking at a 25-ton door that can withstand a 30-megaton nuclear blast. And aside from being bombproof, the Montgomery 3000 can only be unlocked by a voice recognition system necessitating from three different pass codes from three different people as if that weren't enough, the thing costs $10 million to build. (The Flash: Infantino Street)

And most of those who tried to enter the King's audience room ended up super dead. But Uncle Ben (Mordechai) reminds Silk (Esther) that she comes from a long line of superheroes and if she does not step up everyone will die because it will destroy time or something. Silk (Esther) is convinced and cue a long montage of getting ready with all her friends (Sarah Lance, Gideon, etc) (Extend period of prayer). Silk (Esther) also remembers: 

There are only four rules you need to remember: make the plan, execute the plan, expect the plan to go off the rails, throw away the plan." (Captain Cold in The Flash: Infantino Street) 

So Silk (Esther) goes to speak with the king and she is successful and breaks in within 30 seconds. (Yes beating Captain Cold's time in The Flash: Infantino Street but he did say he was out of practice.) And after speaking to the king and showing the true identity of the Reverse Flash (Haman) saves the world, and time, and the multiverse, and the story.

The End

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