Eurovision From Across The Pond

 

Eurovision was introduced to me this year by a friend over in Scotland. I knew that Eurovision was often parodied in other shows but I did not know how amazingly wibbly wobbly odd it really is. 

I was not able to watch the final live since it is hard to access on this side of the pond (It is almost like we are not a part of Europe LOL) but my friend had a running commentary and I was able to follow along well enough that I was able to write several poems about Eurovision Today. 

Overall Eurovision is just an amazing and wonderful break from life, the universe, and everything. 

Eurovision Poems #1

My friend on the other side of the pond

Is watching and commenting on Eurovision

Which is nice since the show got lost somewhere

On its way traveling over to this side of the pond,

And can only be seen by paying a lovely fee

Like when you visit the classic moulin rouge

Eurovision Poems #2

France asks what is wrong with

Dancing with the Devil? I bet

The Devil would be a good dancer

Maybe not the best, but then again

The Devil was not the best fiddler

Player either so being good is good

Enough. And the Devil has been

Around so probably knows all the

Dance moves throughout history

Eurovision Poems #3

Sadly Norway’s Give That Wolf A Banana

Was not the winner of this year’s Eurovision

But I have to say that I will remember wolves

Eat bananas long after I have forgotten I was

Following Eurovision this year, long after indeed

Eurovision Poems #4

Ukraine won Eurovision

And considering their spring

Being invaded, Being attacked

They should win everything

Absolutely everything indeed